Let it be known that, officially, as of today, I will be getting a spider monkey for Christmas. Not this Christmas, but some Christmas in the future.
And spider monkey and I will be the greatest of friends, and we shall grow old together. And I shall have a big rocking chair and spider monkey will have a small rocking chair, and we'll sit on the porch and discuss life. By this time, I will believe that spider monkey is speaking English back to me.
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I am serious. When I'm rich someday I will buy you a frickin spider monkey. I am so happy you wrote a blog about this!
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