Postmodern Postmortem.

I won't argue with you if you hate postmodernism.

I will argue that you are, in fact, postmodern. You really didn't have a choice in the matter.

Science teacher

I think that if I were a science teacher, I would insert random "facts" that are completely wrong, just so it would be ingrained in them forever as pure, science teachery fact.

Like

"Well since water is polar, when you get into a bath or something it sucks the water out of your pores. That's why your skin feels dry a lot of the time after cleaning yourself."

Yeah. Do it.

Sleepy news

Man. Even the people who do the news at 5 in the morning are tired at this hour. That's hilarious.

Singalong!

Today I walked down the street singing the hokey pokey to myself. Then I realized I hadnt updated my blog for a while.