An open letter 3

Dear Mothers of the world,

When you are the mother of young boys, you have a choice to either take them to the mall with you or leave them at home. Sometimes you take them. When you do take them, that is not the time to go to Victoria's Secret.

For those of you that DO subject your child to this most excruciating embarrassment, you clearly have little shame as is and might as well keep them with you, since that is only slightly more embarrassing.

The correct thing to do is NOT to make sure they're in the store with you, and then let them frolic about to entertain themselves with whatever they wish. They will wind up in the middle of the store, playing in a pile of lingerie.

This will happen no matter who your child is or how old.

<3 Claire