Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Scenario

If Michelle Bachmann were a Buddhist monk she would fail at meditation. She would be saying her prayers and would interrupt everyone with the first thought that hit her.

If her teacher tried instruct her with some wise parable, she would grumble and then think about how much she hated him. Then she would attempt to meditate and have a revelation about her teacher being evil. This revelation, since it happened while she was meditating, becomes her moment of enlightenment and she is convinced that it is an absolute truth and pure in its wisdom. She'd then interrupt everyone again with her "revelation".

Michelle Bachmann is an embarrassment to my state.

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