Monday, August 25, 2008

A list about tights.

The advantages of wearing black nylons to work:

1. You can wear a skirt of any length since you're almost wearing pants, too.
2. Looks classy as long as it doesn't look unclassy.
3. Forget to shave your legs? Doesn't really matter.
4. You can go to work with paint on your legs from a late night with a canvas and no one will ever know.

Best reason-
5. If you need to wear any sort of crimefighting outfit underneath your suit, that's the best route to go so that it doesn't look too suspicious. Fo' sho. Unless of course you dress like a whore like a certain Wonder Woman I know.

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